- Outside school an elementary school student turns to her older sister and says, "I wish I were a fish! Then I wouldn't have to go to school!" Her sister says, "But then you'd only live in water!" That got the response, "Nuh uh! I'd only go in the water when I wanted!"
- I was on the subway in the Bronx and an average looking man got on the train, spit on the floor, and proceeded to discard approximately 20 lottery tickets on the floor. WHAT? I don't get it. Can you imagine what this man's house must look like? At least he created a barrier between his disgusting spit and the world with the used Mega Millions cards.
- Check out this jaunty snowman with a paper bag top hat and metallic eyes!
My New Year's resolution for this blog: be more vigilant in writing down things that should be posted here!
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